"Compared with the drabness of many trout patterns, flies for bass are a carnival freak show come to life. Garish colors and outlandish names, such as Meat Whistle and Chubby Gummy, highlight the bass fishing midway these days, where high-tech glitter promises plenty of low-tech fun."

Fishing is one of my favorite pastimes, think I'm going to give this a try, how about you?